Ask When You Need Bad Advice

By Betty Bassett

Do you need advice?  We can offer help. We want to make your problems hairier and worse than you can possibly imagine.   We want to support your rationales and self-serving delusions.  

Examples of bad advice include:

1.  If you feel alone, watch a horror movie before going to bed. You won't feel alone anymore.

2.  If you see a bear and don’t have time to run away then hug it. Bears cannot scratch their stomachs.

We offer solutions, the kind not based on merit or outcome. We are the Bad Advice Line and we are here to serve you in your time of crisis.

The best part is that our service is FREE.  

The Bad Advice Line

(937) 977-1743

**(Our operators are not trained to be emotional intelligent, self-aware, diplomatic, or patient.  They are merely aspiring comedians.)